(Source: holyballls, via friskk)

Ko:ln instead of Köln.

A:rzte instead of Ärzte.

It’s fair, a German taught me to do this. :3
And she had a German keyboard. Thus umlauts. So there.
Laziness wins.

Also, consider this a declaration of intent for the rest of my posts. All umlauts will be typed thusly, because I CBA to open the symbol pad to type German. :D

(Source: destructopop)

If I think about it for too long, I will do.

(Source: destructopop)

Hahaha… My dad so funny.

(Source: destructopop)

eddiekins:

Jesus Christ, tou-fucking-che.

Whoa. Well said.

(Source: spaced-invader, via edwrad)

ihavenotumblr:

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived.

Going for the record again tomorrow.

(Source: highdeas.com, via badassbulbasaur)

hugesuccess:

Rufus Wainwright, “Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk”

“Australia has managed an impressive 18 years of continuous growth since 1992 - see Australia GDP Growth. Even during the Financial Crisis, Australia kept growing, managing 0.732% thanks to its commodity exports. Forecasts suggest growth will continue at least for the next five years, peaking at 3.4% in 2012.”

(Source: destructopop)

Nearest location of my bank to Louisville.

(Source: destructopop)

“No Chipotle locations found within 30 miles of Louisville, KY, USA.
Search again with another city, state or zip code. Or move.”

 Or move.

 Or move.

(Source: destructopop)