August 2011
1 post
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March 2011
6 posts
Lazy Umlauts
Ko:ln instead of Köln.
A:rzte instead of Ärzte.
It’s fair, a German taught me to do this. :3 And she had a German keyboard. Thus umlauts. So there. Laziness wins.
Also, consider this a declaration of intent for the rest of my posts. All umlauts will be typed thusly, because I CBA to open the symbol pad to type German. :D
I am so homesick for San Francisco right now that...
If I think about it for too long, I will do.
Personal Record
ihavenotumblr:
Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived.
Going for the record again tomorrow.
hugesuccess:
Rufus Wainwright, “Cigarettes and...
February 2011
5 posts
Uh... Dang. There goes that "global" economic...
“Australia has managed an impressive 18 years of continuous growth since 1992 - see Australia GDP Growth. Even during the Financial Crisis, Australia kept growing, managing 0.732% thanks to its commodity exports. Forecasts suggest growth will continue at least for the next five years, peaking at 3.4% in 2012.”
“No Chipotle locations found within 30 miles of Louisville, KY, USA. Search again with another city, state or zip code. Or move.”
Or move.
Or move.
*sigh*
I missed two calls this morning.
One call was while I was at the doctor’s. Sure. Okay. I come home, see said missed call, shoot them a message apologizing, and then get called away to service a computer. … AND MISSED ANOTHER CALL.
Come back 15 minutes later after admonishing them for using AVG because SURPRISE SURPRISE their computer is now fucked… And see that I missed the...
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January 2011
17 posts
Anonymous asked: <p>Wow, and I like how you’re making me out to look like some online stalker who is obsessed with you. Grow up, dude. I wasn’t constantly bugging you on Facebook until you blocked me, I sent you ONE message saying in so many words that I hoped I hadn’t offended you, but I would appreciate it if you removed the photo of you and Taylor, because you seemed offended...
Anonymous asked: <p>I would like to know why you told me to message you if I wanted to speak with you about the picture on your Facebook if you were just going to block me. I’m not angry, I’m just wondering why you would get so defensive, block me, and then put that as your caption, completely out in the open for everyone to see ( and by doing so, obviously making me an attempt to look...
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Holly - Hey !! Are you awake??
DH - grumble, grumble, grumble
Holly - This is important, I need you to wake up!!
DH - (sitting up in bed now) What, whats wrong??
Holly - Do you know that Rose is the only Golden Girl left and its a NEW YEAR!! Ma went in 08. Dorothy went in 09 and Blanche just last year in 10. Its been one every year since 2008!!! And its a new year!!
DH - *expletive - expletive - expletive* You woke me up to tell me about a fictional character on tv??
Holly- Yes! Damn it this is important.... Rose is the last one. We need to do something.
DH - Fine, Ill start building a hermetically sealed bubble when I get home from work tomorrow, we'll then kidnap her, put her in the bubble and keep her safe forever. Will that make you happy?
Holly- Now youre just being a sarcastic asshole. And yes. It would.
DH - Go to bed Holly.
Holly - Well I'm not thanking you... you're not being a friend.
DH - You need help.
Jesus Died for your Sins.
Etan Khanal: DJ Jesus died fo' yo' spins.
Kyuho Lee: Gangsta' Jesus died for yo' rims.
Etan Khanal: Raptorjesus died for your limbs
Kyuho Lee: Nazi Jesus died for berlin.
Etan Khanal: Alcoholic Jesus died for your gins.
Kyuho Lee: Gamer Jesus died for you wins.
Louis Spector: Garbage Man Jesus died for your Bins
Matthew Trung Khiem Nguyen: Bowling Jesus died for your pins.
Louis Spector: Minecraft Jesus died for your skins
Etan Khanal: Black Jesus died for your chickinz
Kyuho Lee: Soccer Jesus died for your shins.
Louis Spector: Adventure Jesus died for your Finns
Kyuho Lee: Fish Jesus died for your fins
Etan Khanal: chinese jesus died for your yins
Kyuho Lee: hunter jesus died for your skin
Etan Khanal: Hotel Jesus died for your inns
Kyuho Lee: fat jesus died for your chins
Etan Khanal: relative jesus died for your kins
Kyuho Lee: Miner jesus died for your tins
Etan Khanal: cleaner jesus died for your lints
Kyuho Lee: Phone Jesus died for your mins
Louis Spector: Comedic Jesus died for your grins
Kyuho Lee: Sex Jesus died for your "ins"
Etan Khanal: wonka jesus died for your mints
Kyuho Lee: Car Crash jesus died for your dents
Etan Khanal: camper jesus died for your tents
Kyuho Lee: prayer jesus died for your hymns
Etan Khanal: Action Movie Jesus died for your "Vins"
Kyuho Lee: Farmer Jesus died for your hens
Etan Khanal: Unisex Name Jesus died for your Quinns
Kyuho Lee: Bathroom jesus died for your urine
Etan Khanal: Strong Spice Jesus died for your onions
Kyuho Lee: Why Can't I Hold All These Limes Jesus died for your lemons
Etan Khanal: octomom jesus died for your twins
Kyuho Lee: Boss Jesus died for your check-ins
Etan Khanal: Mobster Jesus died for your Kingpins
Kyuho Lee: Burial Jesus died for your coffins
Etan Khanal: Halloween Jesus died for your pumpkins
Kyuho Lee: Police Jesus died for your sirens
Etan Khanal: Indian Jesus died for your Brahmins
Kyuho Lee: Baker Jesus died for your muffins
Etan Khanal: Wizard Jesus died for your cauldrons
Kyuho Lee: Poet Jesus died for your poems
Etan Khanal: European Jesus died for your Belgians
Kyuho Lee: Famous Jesus died for his fans
Etan Khanal: Scarface Jesus died for your Cubans
Kyuho Lee: Flower Jesus died for your pollens
Etan Khanal: Jail Jesus died for your felons
Kyuho Lee: Spice Jesus died for your cinnamons
Etan Khanal: Knight Jesus died for your Dragons
Kyuho Lee: Archaeologist Jesus died for your prints
Etan Khanal: Algebra Jesus died for your functions
Kyuho Lee: Author Jesus died for your pens
Etan Khanal: Video Game Jesus died for your Maddens
Kyuho Lee: Winter Jesus died for your snowmen
Etan Khanal: plant jesus died for your lichens
Kyuho Lee: Liberty Jesus died for your men
Etan Khanal: Heretic Jesus died for your Pagans
Kyuho Lee: U Jelly Bro Jesus died for your gelatins
Etan Khanal: Olimar Jesus died for your Pikmins
Kyuho Lee: Popular Jesus died for your friends
Etan Khanal: Bird Jesus died for your pigeons
Kyuho Lee: Model Jesus died for your pics
Etan Khanal: Arabian Jesus died for your Persians
Kyuho Lee: Boxer Jesus died for your hits
Etan Khanal: College Jesus died for your Ramens
Kyuho Lee: Clothes Jesus died for your garments
Etan Khanal: Caviar Jesus died for your sturgeons
Kyuho Lee: Lady Jesus died for your gents
Etan Khanal: Nazi Jesus died for your Germans
Kyuho Lee: Druggie Jesus died for your heroins
Etan Khanal: Tree Jesus died for your Aspens
Kyuho Lee: Virtual World Jesus died for your Sims
Etan Khanal: FJ Jesus died for your bacons
Kyuho Lee: Rasta Jesus died for your green, yellow, and reds
Etan Khanal: Admiral Jesus died for your Captains.
Kyuho Lee: Doctor Jesus died for your surgeons.
Etan Khanal: Female Jesus died for your kitchens
Kyuho Lee: Techno Jesus died for your rhythms
Etan Khanal: Lubricant Jesus died for your lotions
Kyuho Lee: time jesus died for your whens
Etan Khanal: Geography Jesus died for your mountains
Kyuho Lee: guitar jesus died for your strings
Etan Khanal: Gourmet Jesus died for your muttons
Kyuho Lee: troll jesus died for your funs
Etan Khanal: Catholic Jesus died for your nuns
Kyuho Lee: Score Jesus died for your tens
Etan Khanal: Compound Word Jesus died for your hyphens
Kyuho Lee: Glasses jesus died for your lens
Etan Khanal: Corporate Jesus died for your pensions.
December 2010
22 posts
Riot Games, your champions get hotter, more boobs,...
a-bards-tale:
tonykoson:
And more like you recruit all the female champions from the strip club.
Caitlyn, The Sheriff of Pitlover
Sheriff by Day, Stripper by Night
She’s got a sniper, so I ain’t complaining.
What’s her ult, and does she have a stun?
Nik. Nik Harper. This is all this makes me think of.
The Evolution of Location Technology →
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