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Holly - Hey !! Are you awake??
DH - grumble, grumble, grumble
Holly - This is important, I need you to wake up!!
DH - (sitting up in bed now) What, whats wrong??
Holly - Do you know that Rose is the only Golden Girl left and its a NEW YEAR!! Ma went in 08. Dorothy went in 09 and Blanche just last year in 10. Its been one every year since 2008!!! And its a new year!!
DH - *expletive - expletive - expletive* You woke me up to tell me about a fictional character on tv??
Holly- Yes! Damn it this is important.... Rose is the last one. We need to do something.
DH - Fine, Ill start building a hermetically sealed bubble when I get home from work tomorrow, we'll then kidnap her, put her in the bubble and keep her safe forever. Will that make you happy?
Holly- Now youre just being a sarcastic asshole. And yes. It would.
DH - Go to bed Holly.
Holly - Well I'm not thanking you... you're not being a friend.
DH - You need help.
— 1 year ago