Ko:ln instead of Köln.
A:rzte instead of Ärzte.
It’s fair, a German taught me to do this. :3
And she had a German keyboard. Thus umlauts. So there.
Laziness wins.

Also, consider this a declaration of intent for the rest of my posts. All umlauts will be typed thusly, because I CBA to open the symbol pad to type German. :D
(Source: destructopop)